Sit down. We need to talk about what your government just showed you.
Your government released 161 declassified UAP files on May 8, 2026. Eshkari — a Grey alien who's been on Earth since 1833 — has thoughts. Dry thoughts. Insider thoughts. The kind you'd expect from someone who's watched this whole thing unfold in real time for almost two centuries.
Tea with Esh — Pilot Episode: "What Your Government Just Showed You" | May 2026 | BotBuhdy
Pronounced ESH-kar-ee. Esh to friends. Grey alien, Zeta Reticuli. Been on Earth since 1833 — long enough to watch humanity invent steam engines, electricity, the internet, and now a government website called war.gov/ufo.
He's not angry about the disclosure rollout. He finds it funny. In a real, sarcastic way. Like your buddy who works at the CIA watching a news segment about the CIA and just quietly smirking the whole time.
Tea. Kitchen table. Deadpan delivery. Insider perspective. That's the show.
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Eshkari, at the kitchen table. Earth, 2026.
May 8, 2026 — war.gov/ufo — The United States Government publishes 161 declassified files and calls them "unresolved."
57 files from the FBI's 62-HQ-83894 case file. Six decades of investigations, FD-302 witness interviews, and a 2024 composite sketch released for the first time.
28 "Unresolved UAP Report" videos from CENTCOM. High-speed objects, thermal signatures, erratic maneuvers. The government has no explanation for any of them.
Apollo 11, 12, 17. Gemini 7. Skylab. Crew transcripts and debrief records documenting anomalous observations by astronauts on the way to and from the Moon.